Getting rid of Matthew [Audiobook] download free by Jane Fallon
- Listen audiobook: Getting rid of Matthew
- Author: Jane Fallon
- Release date: 2007/12/1
- Publisher: PENGUIN BOOKS LTD
- Language: English
- Genre or Collection: Romance
- ISBN: 9780141025292
- Rating: 8.23 of 10
- Votes: 504
- Review by: Kelly Brandenburg
- Review rating: 9.7 of 10
- Review Date: 2018/10/25
- Duration: 5H8M28S in 256 kbps (83.2 MB)
- Date of creation of the audiobook: 2018-09-18
- You can listen to this audiobook in formats: OPUS, FLAC, MPEG-4 DST, MP3, MPEG4, WAV, WMA (compression RAR, ZIP, CBC, TAR.XZ)
- Total pages original book: 416
- Includes a PDF summary of 43 pages
- Duration of the summary (audio): 32M49S (8.6 MB)
- Description or summary of the audiobook: Breaking up is hard to do. Especially when he's left his wife for you . . .What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore . . .PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong.Getting Rid of Matthew is the sharp and hilariously funny novel from bestselling author Jane Fallon. It was also a Richard and Judy pick. Praise for Jane Fallon:'Intelligent, edgy and witty' Glamour'A brilliant and original tale' Sun'Chick lit with an edge' Guardian
- Other categories, genre or collection: Romance, Contemporary Fiction, Romance Books, Adult & Contemporary Romance
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- Format: Paperback
- Approximate value: 10.73 USD
- Dimensions: 129x198x25mm
- Weight: 287g
- Printed by: Not Available
- Published in: London, United Kingdom
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